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-- No more Cheezy kitty care --
Mercy!
It did take you a bit to find the Coolest Cat Care place on earth.
Perhaps you took a bad turn over at that Cheezburger joint. Its ok.
All is forgiven.
Oh yes! You finally found the One-Stop, Information
Encycloplosion, Shop-Till-You-Drop, Feline-O-Rama . . .
Coolest Natural Cat and Kitty Care WEBONAZA!
At Last! We are where we should have been since the start
of our journey together.
You do remember how we started don't you?
Is Your Cat Family Growing?
No, no, no, no. No.
I'm not the vixen that came to the office loaded with kittens. Nopes!
Not him either. I'm a girl and he isn't, but he is though he is charming in a
Baby Huey way.
Yes! That's right!
I'm the daughter of the sister (or the mother) of the silver tabby
(my uncle or my father) that you inherited when you moved into your
new home.
Which, by-the-way, was our home.
We agreed to allow you to move in to it.
Too Much Licking?
Well, just look at me. I can't seem to get my head out of
my....

I am having a bout of licking that I can't stop.
You, my human, are looking for a clue to help me stop this
incessant lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick...
Remember?
You must help me stop this craziness or you are going to have
to go on the 'ludes because you can not stand this licking anymore.
Don't you think we could find a
natural remedy to sooth
my itch?
Best you put me on a prevention plan to keep my
bladder and urinary
tract healthy and at the perfect pH level.
Now I know you are going to want to browse the
Tom & Queen pics and
try to figure out just what version of
different cat breed I am, but
I'm watching you...do not even think you need to grow this family
one spit.
Let's not forget about our frolicking and fun. After we're done
reinforcing your simple mind with cat
ear care tips, let's check out
how to keep Ms Kitty from going
berserk whenever that
other cat comes around.
Oh my! What about treating those horrid
hook worms. Surely there
something herbal we can use to rid me of those ghastly things.
Maybe we'll find something there for you too.
Sincerely,

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