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Mercy! It did take you a bit to find the
Coolest Cat Care place on earth. Perhaps you took a bad turn over at
that Cheezburger joint. Its ok. All is forgiven.
Oh yes! You finally found the One-Stop, Information
Encycloplosion, Shop-Till-You-Drop, Feline-O-Rama.
Coolest Natural Cat and Kitty Care WEBONAZA!
At Last! We are where we should have been since the
start of our journey together.
You do remember how we started don't you?
Is Your Cat Family Growing?
No, no, no, no. No.
I'm not the vixen that came to the office loaded with kittens.
Nopes!
Not him either. I'm a girl and he isn't, but he is though he is
charming in a Baby Huey way.
Yes! That's right!
I'm the daughter of the sister (or the mother) of the silver tabby (my
uncle or my father) that you inherited when you moved into your new
home.
Which, by-the-way, was our home.
We agreed to allow you to move in to it.
Too Much Licking?
Well, just look at me. I can't seem to get my
head out of my....

I am having a bout of licking that I can't stop.
You, my human, are looking for a clue to help me stop
this incessant lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick...
Remember?
You must help me stop this craziness or you are going to have
to go on the 'ludes because you can not stand this
licking anymore. Could there be something wrong down
here? Don't you think we could find a natural remedy for this
problem?
Best you put me on a prevention plan to keep my bladder
and urinary tract healthy and at the perfect pH level.
Now I know you are going to want to browse the Tom
& Queen pics and try to figure out just what version of
different cat breed I am, but I'm watching you...do not even think you
need to grow this family one spit.
Let's not forget about our frolicking and fun. After we're done
reinforcing your simple mind with cat ear
care tips, let's check out how to keep Ms Kitty from going berserk
whenever that other cat comes around.
Oh my! What about treating those horrid hook worms.
Surely there something herbal we can use to rid me of those ghastly
things.
Maybe we'll find something there for you too.
Sincerely,

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